I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?
Pete’s vocals at the beginning are magical.
I want to play this to everyone who has ever told me FOB were crap.
LET S KISS AND BE PUNK RO CK AND TAKE CUTE SELFIES WALKING AROUND MY DUMB SMALL TOWN AND ILL GIVE U ESKIMO KISSES BECAUSE ITS COLD AND THEN ILL GIVE U BETTER KISSES WH EN WE GET WARM I L OVE YOU FUCK THIS
I’m in one of those “cuddle up with someone and watch a lame movie while I kiss their neck and casually take off their pants” moods.
Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
I love this transparency. I would say the same thing.
Amy Poehler ain’t doing this shit
tbh that myth is still around and amy is proof its bullshit, so i’m sure she’s bored as fuck of that Q.
technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece
The mission has to do with regret… and the mission has to do with mistakes. The mission is also about love. I’m already saying too much.
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night